If you're reading this, then you most likely are on my page.
But why?

How did you get here?!
Tell me how you stumbled upon my page below.

[well thought out version of question]

If you are reading this, then CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You just won THE PRIVILEGE TO COMMENT MY PAGE!!!

...oh...what an honor.....

Well tits, I think I'll go comment YOUR page!
You?
Yes, you.

Hmmm....news post on my profile, eh?
Well, you know what that means, don't you?
...You don't?
Well, I'll tell you then, silly willy!

The news of now!
Coming to you aLIVE from Skully's GROUNDS GOLD account!!

So, how are you all liking the new layout?
Found any secrets?
No?
Well, here is one.
Try going to the forum and rubbing your cursor over an angry faic icon.
>:(

I like the new layout, but I do miss some of the old items.
Such as tank_sm.gif and the_meaning_of_life.gif.

But oh well.
I suppose SOME change is good.
But it's a little too organized, and clean....meh, it'll dirty over time.

IN OTHER NEWS

I need to go potty.
I'm a bit hungry.
The current capital of Turkey is T.
Play-Doh smells delicious.
A new video has been submitted to the portal!
Characters remaining: 32,081
PoxNora, play the multiplayer strategy game- free
I SAW ESAU
Vice, is in fact, a city.

That's all the news today.
I hope you enjoyed my first ever news post.
=D